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90s-outfits:

Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Manny & Lo in 1996

"he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)"

- every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

(via stereksextape)

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via stereksextape)

mutualize:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head


sorry to ruin this post but i think its contemplating suicide because it seen its owner having kinky fetish sex

dylanships:

Teen Wolf AU: Stiles is incredibly nervous about meeting his boyfriend’s family for the first time at Cora’s birthday party, so he gets her the biggest present in the history of big presents in order to get on their good side. 

giveaway prompt fill for sterec

(via hepzheba)


Rose City Sunrise by (Joshua Johnston)

clacl:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

image

and it’s fucking terrifying

It’s like straight sex

(via tyleroakley)

theteenagehorror:

Commissioned work for robinndaggers !
Derek and Lydia reading together and thanks so much for commissioning me uvu <333

(Source: arden-cho, via prettiestalpha)

archangvl:


Snow Fun | Irene Mei

(Source: dailytylerhoechlin, via dylanships)

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

mydrunkkitchen:

"Oh, Internet" - a love song…from My Harto…to yours.

mutualize:

thesassycat:

People tend to confuse friendliness with flirting and thats real dangerous

they also confuse my death threats with being sarcastic and thats real dangerous